Yaoi meme, stolen from who stole it from



fave couple?:
Hmmmmmmmmmm Cid/Vin for sure.

why is that?:
Cid/Vin: Because it just makes sense. Don't ask me why, but it just does. Although it's not because Vince has the girly look about him, hell no. I always prefer the fics where Vincent is the hunter and Cid is the hunted. Repressed homosexuality is always fun



Zack/Cloud: er... what can I say. Zack totally hit that.




second fave?:
Cloud/Reno.


again...why?:

Because Reno would totally bitch slap Cloud for being a whiney little shit and I think Cloud has had a secret crush on him since day one. Plus think of all that kinky sex they could have on that pretty pretty bike (has a bike fetish)



~who do you think is this person's best yaoi match~

Cloud?:
Erm, I suppose the classic would be Sephiroth what with all the 'hero Worship' and all. But er I'm sticking with the Reno or Zack. Reno because he would probaly screw Cloud senseless and Zack because he would've been there to help with Clouds 'growing pains'. Hehehe

Cid?:
Vincent, no doubt or possibly Chaos. Because I am weird XD



Vincent?:
Cid. The only man who would put up with his angst and make him forget that prick tease Lu.


Barrett?:
Er... That one has broken my mind. Probably Tseng... maybe.

Sephiroth?:
Cloud. Maybe not Zack because his personality is way too strong. However I am a rampent Seph/Tifa shipper so... NEXT!


Zack?:
Cloud He'd help Cloud with his swordmanship hehehehe...


Reno?:
Okay, now I know I've made a alot of Rude/Reno fans upset and whilst I agree they are pretty much canon I still think Cloud... or Rufus. Oh come on, you know Rufus would've totally hit that. Although I think Kadaj would also would be a good match. Two pretty boys + one bed... I'll be in meh bunk * Nose bleeds and dodges random veg and grenades thrown at her by Rude/Reno-ers'*



Rude?:
Reno for sho, but how about...er...Yazoo? *ducks* Okay, Okay, Probably Reno, but he's too shy to say or do anything about it so he probably just watches Reno and Cloud get it on. He'd so be a voyuer(sp?)


Tseng?:
Erm, not sure about this one. Does he even have a sex drive?

Rufus?:
Reno for sure, but to be honest I'm pretty sure he just has a whole room full of pretty rent boys he abuses every night. Well he's got the money for it.

Hojo?
Probably a clone of himself or just a rubber glove marked with "Hojo's Happy Fist". *shudders*

Reeve?:
Not one of my most fav characters so I'm not sure. Probably Barret or Maybe Rude.


~kinks?~


favorite kinkiest couple?:
Rufus and Reno. The power play is so much fun ;D


what are their kinks?:
I'm guessing some dress up stuff, some bondage and EMR play and Rufus screwinf Reno in the office like a wanton whore whilst the tannoy system was on, so everyone could here how that Turk loves his job.


Cid's kink?:
Engine Oil and Possible bondage involving cowboy boots and a whip.


Cloud's kink?:
Dirty talk and being tied up.


Sephy's kink?:
Probably just the act of having sex would be his. I mean the man does seem to have a rather large pole up his backside...


Zack's kink?:
Definate Teacher/Pupil thing.


Reno's kink?:
The right question would be 'what isn't his kink' and I really don't know.


Rude's kink?:
Watching and tossing one off in his leather gloves.


Vincent's kink?:
Food fetish. All that licking... *nosebleeds again*


Rufus' kink?:
Power Play, being the one in power or the one being taken advantage of. Not sure, but too be honest he probably has a thing for people saying his name.


Tseng's kink?:
He's got the whole butler thing going on hasn't he?



Hojo's kink?:
The man is just one giant kink.


Kadaj's kink?:
"Control and, obviously, leather." Enide-Dear. What she said


Reeve's kink?:
Toys.


and anyone else you wanna put a kink for :
Er... nope I'm good ;D


~random~

so what do you think of the TURKs?:
Pretty cool. Whats their health care plan like?


Cloud/Sephy or Cloud/Zack?:
Why choose? Threesomes are the way forward

uke Sephy?:
Read about it, didn't really work for me.


how did you get into FFVII yaoi?:
Fanfiction.net. Cid and Vincent... the rest is history.


please tell me Hojo freaks you out as much as he freaks me out :
He does indeed. Great big buggering bastard that he is. Seriously, put the damn test tube down and go to the pub or something you freak and while your at it stop torturing you're own damn son you sick feck!


Got Materia?:
Dude, if I had materia I would be having fun kicking ass and taking names... or and cuddling Choco and Mog ;D


ever wanted to fly the Highwind?:
Yeah. I would be such a Pirate too. But then Cid would bust me down to Newbie and I'd be making tea for him the rest of my life...


do you relate to one or more of the characters? who?:
Er... not really no. But I'd like to think of myself as a Cid or Possibly Zack.



if you do relate do you have a partner that relates as another character?:
I was going out with someone who was pretty much a Cloud. Yeah didn't work out so well... emotional enept wank tard.



do you like any het or yuri pairings?:

Yup Love 'em.

Yuri: Big Ol' Tifa and anyone fan

Het: As I mentioned earlier I'm a big Seph/Tifa fan. I know, totally wrong, but I think it's cute. She had a massive crush on him when she was young and I'm guessing when He meet her in Nibelheim before the shit hit the fan he probably got a little bit amored with her. Tifa being all happy and cute with him and all.

But that pairing is nothing on my Cloud/Yuffie thing. Please do not ask, tis best not too.

And finally. Shera and Barrett. Because he would take care of her in a way Cid couldn't and love her unconditonally. Plus Shera would make an awesome Mum for Marlene.




do you want a chocobo?...i know i do...:

YUS1 He would be called Dave and I would ride him all around town and cuddle him and let my kids ride him. But then I would have to get him a friend called Barry, because I would not want to Dave to be lonely ;D




do you want a moogle doll?...or even have one? 8D:
I saw one in Akasaka, Tokyo last week, but I ran out of cash and couldn't buy one. It was so cuuuuuuuuuute! But I'm gonna get it one of these days hehehe


out of all the FFVII characters who would you most like to cosplay as?:
Cid.

why?:I like tea, smoking (although I've quit which is odd) and spears.



well thats all i can think of.....soooo......thanks for taking it

Cheers big ears